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I wanna be like Joaquin Phoenix in that one movie
Where he kills a bunch of aliens
I wanna be like him and have some power
When I flail my fingers for next to no one
I wanna save the world
And make your day
From some humdrum dumb one
Stumbling into someone
I wanna be like Javier Bardem
In no country for old men
Sweat out the sultry
Not trying to please anyone but me
As I take a crack at the leak
(I pretend not to notice nothing)
I've only got eyes for you
(I know that that's true, you would never lie)
Must be mute never mentioned it to me
(I pretend not to know nothing)
A billion burning hoops to jump back and forth through
And loop that part that plays out lopsided
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2. |
Besides
03:05
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You can tell me if you think I'm doing something wrong
Any time at all
You can tell me if you think I'm making too much fun of you
You can spill and pour all over me
I'm the one that's poking at your water bed
You can tell me if I'm taking up too much from nap time
Besides being beside you
Makes me the happiest
(I'll be beside you if you don't want to)
(I'll be beside you unless you don't want me to)
As I'm plodding along this tight rope in these glass slippers
I start blotting on my b I n g o bingo page
And start slipping because I'm balancing you on my nose
And I can't make out what you're juggling is that an axe or two
I can't keep taking punches in my uvula punching bag
No I can't, in my punching bag (my uvula punching bag)
Eyelash window wiper extensions help with the waterworks
(Go on, keep taking punches)
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3. |
Ands
02:49
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I got so used to being around you
That you are a limb
And an organ
And I will go limp
Spastic popped blimp
Do the jumble (Do the jumble)
Do the mambo (Do the mambo)
Eyelashes are sewn shut
My split ends have split ends
And everything's exploding
Beginning middle and end
And and and and and and and and and and and and
This and that and this and that and that
And I
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4. |
Happy Birthday
00:47
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Happy birthday
Happy birthday
It's been awhile since we celebrated you
It's been 365 days it's been 52 weeks too long
Happy happy happy happy happy happy
Birthday
2 u
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5. |
Eject Button Feelings
02:26
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Bleep that bleep off bleep you bleep this bleep me bleep bro bleep fried bleep rice bleep man
I've waited o so long
To figure out what's wrong with these feelings I have
Cyclops, I think you fell in the orgasm chasm
You don't even have any tissues left to cry into
Cuz you used them all on your one-eyed monster
bleep fish bleep dog bleep cat bleep king bleep queen bleep jack bleep wow bleep great bleep wow
f yes f no play this on the radio
Bumper cars bumping me into you
This time gorilla glue surely won't do
I'll grab the aye-aye adhesive
And then we'll see just what this thing will give
Does that sound cool?
Does that sound fine? ohhhh
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6. |
Dunce Cap 4 a Poor Chap
03:44
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I have a dunce cap that's made just for me
I have a dunce cap that's purple and green
I have a dunce cap made custom size 13
Do you have a dunce cap that's been kept totally clean
I'd wear it for eternity times 3
I wear it at the multiplex I'd wear it for googolplex
But it's not as hard as you think it is
But it's not as hard as you say
But I know now I know now
What a waste of time it must've been for so long
My cat shit on my beastie boys shirt
I think everyone could use a little hand
And if it helps why not join a band
You and I are conjoined at the hips like a Venn diagram
Stop the drums, start the drums
I can't make up my mind I gotta lot to think about like
How it's not a lot to do today
I've got a lot to do
But I know now I know now
It's not that much to do actually
I'm just a big baby
(You can do a lot lot)
(With the time you got got)
(Please don't give it up today)
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Bungee jump (Adequate)
Back into bed (Interactions)
Dry hump (In the stall)
The pillow instead (In the basement)
Logging in (It can't be)
Fucking off (The plastic surgeon)
Writing in (Falling off)
Written off again (Well there we go)
I can't see you (I can see)
But how come (Those cum-stained boots)
You you you (Bring your family)
dot com (And show them off)
Earlobe (Navel)
Xenophobe (Hemaphobe)
I'm new here (I've been there)
Won't be long (Here we go)
Yes I am
Blindfolded walking with my hands in front of my face
Lingo (Fuck you)
Do you know (What, what?)
What you said (Yes I do)
Say it again (Fuck you)
Bazooka Joe (Reverse jump)
Bumping boots (Karate slap)
Thumping foots (Clean machine)
On my face (Keep it clean)
Dominos (Falling down)
Tracker (Jackal)
Tracking me (Hate speech)
And my pizza (Always cheese)
Paws off (Pause, play)
Who told you (You told me)
You're allowed (To climb trees?)
I must've
I must be responsible
Allowing cookies and bits
Softly worn hardware
Resounding yes
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8. |
Big Snuggly Wuggly Hug
02:42
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I have to pee
Do you know where the bathroom is
Any one will have to do
I want to kill some time
Tinder on the toilet
Throwing slurs you won't catch me online
Hey what's up with you?
Nothing much you know
Standing in the queue like you do
I was wondering
What's your @
Anyway mines @blunderingstupididiotlolcat
Hanging out is the meaning of life
Try chilling with your life's digital canvas.jpeg
I turned around
I asked Kyle
For a style file addressed to me personally
I trust him, says he's ethereal
Identifies my style as yesterday's washed up cereal
So what does one wear? I'm looking to make friends
Rip it off from the nearest upholstery material
Once you do that you're pretty much a chameleon
Forget about being a clumsy comedian
Now close your eyes
All your friends are here
They all love you
You are loved by these digital names attached to humans you crave and feel a big hug hug hug hug hug
Hug me hug you hug me yeah yeah
Hug you hug me from afar yeah
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9. |
Scissorkickz
03:23
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Jutting lanes on silver rails
Dandruff flakes tinge my trails
Traffic pole, can I go??
I need a crossing guardian angel
With neon orange bright wings
My favourite night light thing
A hearth to heat my happening
I don't know what I'm doing in this building
I don't know what my tongue just said to my teeth
I chew too loud for this library
But these lie berries taste so unordinary
I see myself in the floors I mop
I see myself in the drinks I drop
Why are my ideas worse in the morning
Am I boring? Could you even make a movie about me?
That's 90 minutes in length and gets all the details straight
Everything's moving around me
I'm floating to the ceiling and I love the floor
Scissorkick me in the face I need to get up
Scissorkick me in the face I need to move now
I wanna stick a straw through your eyelid
And drink out all your tears
I wanna have warm hands
What's wrong with these cold glands
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10. |
Birdhouse Face
02:53
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I had counted every dollar
That I owned and that I squalor'd
I was dripping drool from my dripper
Pool filled up to my zipper
Bought another breakfast muffin
Can't price-match my favourite coffin
Change falls out my pockets every time I hiccup
And I can't stop hiccuping
You can solve my sudoku puzzle
And I'll sieve through your solitaire
You are never giving up (Don't give up, don't give up!)
(Just live up, just live up!)
(Snuck on a rollercoaster but I'm not tall)
Falling down a bunch of stairs
I can't find a pair of underwear
I can't go out like this
It feels like my face has fallen
And I don't care if you are frowning
I can't seem to get enough of this
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11. |
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I'll steal you some sticky tack
And stick us back to back
I'll kiss your frontal lobe
And hope she kisses you back
She kicks you in the sleep
And fudges up your dreams
I'll pop you some tarts
Empty your brain and fill up your <3
It's hard to understand how I fell apart
And I fell behind but don't know how to start
And I've been wasting time
Stuttering my words
And I wish that I could fill up my <3
Fill up my <3 till it explodes
My jaw feels quite the ache
From smiling ear to ear
Even if I only think about
Whenever you are near
Sitting in our time machine
Every second goes so fast
You're my science-fiction fantasy
Fill up my <3 heart, make this feeling last
You make my inner monologue do a fire engine sound
You carry me up a ladder when I am feeling down
If life had any meaning, must it be while were apart
Splish splash 500 psi will fill each other's <3 s
Fill up my
<333333333333
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12. |
Pet Rock
01:00
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I skipped a stone and lost my pet rock
I hugged a tree and got covered in sap
If you kick enough snails to the grass
You can forget about your past
(That's the way it goes)
Playing leap frog with myself
Because I f'd up the spelling bee
I'm a telescope that can see my trajectory
Is tragic
(That's the way it goes)
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13. |
Pet Funk
01:40
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Boom Diddy do do
Do de do de do
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14. |
Chopped Lumps
01:19
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It's not supposed to make you feel like sh*t but it does
When your friends make a little more progress than you
Shame on me
Shame on you
It's the littlest tiny things
That bother you
And bother me
Does it bother anyone else?
Everyone is trying hard and you can't even try soft
So everything turns out medium
There is too much medium in the world
So why not try to be bolder?
Even if the spotlights are dim
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15. |
Dum Ass
02:36
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Hightailing it out of this conversation
Address me with an _
Revving up my nerve-shot excitebike
I'm the last dumb ass to class
I can't keep you away
From those negative thoughts dripping through your brain
No I can't keep you away
From those negative thoughts tap dancing through your brain
Bogged down by boring blogs
Countdown till my throat gets clogged
I can't hear a word
No I can't even speak
I'm afraid anything I say will make someone think
That I hate them
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16. |
Ketchup Chips
03:55
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I would like to get something off my chest at the beginning of this song
It's about many things: short, fat, thin, really tall
It's squeaky and it's chatty and you might learn a bunch
You might get a hunch to punch me in the face sometimes
More often than not I deserve it and it's worth it
Because I'd rather get my come-up-ins than never come up at all
And all and all and all
I gotta go go go go go
By my age I should've done this and that
And poof there goes my gusto
And presto I'm flat broke
It's a joke everything's a joke
If you try to be serious for even a second
"Only a douchebag would drive an electric car"
Zoom zoom bye bye
I'll see you again in a week and a day
No way I see the bus and I'm way over here
Looks like I missed it
Again again
I suppose the right thing to do it just leave
I don't know about this
But I'm going to give this a try
I wanna see what's under your eyelids
I wanna see what the surprise is
Don't tell me anything
I want to see your female offspring
Bup bup bup
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17. |
Backer
01:48
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Tongue-tied and knotted not in my favour
Couldn't've told you
I'm yanking my shrinking collar
Everyone is riled up over and out on
Knocked pylons
Lay back in your landfill
I'll be your backer
Back me up
Because I will always back you
And you will back
Striking oil like jett rink or daniel plainview
Plugged sink
Leaking out through my pants
I leave a trail everywhere I go
Open slowly my tracks go back and bath and bomb themselves
However I will continuously conquer
Lurching forward
Leaning backwords
Nifty little thingy key-chained shame on your backpack
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18. |
Qwerty Pie
03:04
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Tied my necktie too tight I know
Is this what I shaved my face for?
Spotlight shining right on the door
Let's f up this dance-floor
Dance move like twister operation
Rubix cube bonus concentration
Electric eel do the worm
Yank my shoulder clear the room
You are my dance partner qt pie
I'll spin you like a dreidel
You are my dance partner qt pie
We'll get some ice cream later
If you wanna be ya wanna be the one
Trust me you're a qt pie
You already are
You make me happy cry a la mode
Rattling the gist, let's just say trying to goad
Do the splits let's leave and say we're coming back
Crack in the phone on all of the tracks
How we will use this gps with all of these cracks
Also at 4% we sure are wack
Borrowing some stranger's charger
I've been borrowing too much lately
Crashing the party with a big boom
Let's stay in cozy fruit of the loom
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19. |
Longest Weekend
02:49
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I'm waiting for Monday
A real one with school or something
Apply to anything (anything!)
But is anything better than nothing
Am I supposed to jackknife dive when I'm not ready
I'd rather cannonball into a pool of jelly
Can I say anything
Let me knock your socks off
And rip through your tip top
I want to fall for your its bitsy little tricks
You're just a little b*tch
I know that I will forget
1 day 1 day
Anything I want, anything I need
I'll just drive off into the garbage sea
Wrecking my esophagus
Breaking things on purpose
I don't know how to act on this long ass weekend
Don't waste your time with that ice cream scoop in your socket
We'll always have next year we'll f*ck up that one too
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20. |
Kirby
02:30
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Kirby, you are looking
Curvy, the boys are topsy-
Turvy, because they can't have you
Kirby, I think I'm getting
Scurvy, starting to get
Worried
Don't spontaneously combust on me
Kirby, you will win the
Derby, underdog
Journey
Everybody loves you
Kirby
Let's go to hmv
Let's burn some cd's and turn em into mp3's
Then you can figure out iTunes with me
Nevermind, I don't know how that works
I guess we can watch a movie instead
I'll ask my dad how iTunes works
Then later, we can listen to music on our MP3 players or in the car
We can put cd's in the car
Listen to music like that
What do you like
Do you like rock
Alternative rock music
Grunge perhaps?
F I don't know
This is the hardest decision of my young adult life
What's a vinyl
Is that like a stretched out cd?
I don't think we'll like those
What's a cassette?
Is that like those things you always have to rewind
I don't know, I think Kirby might, let's ask them
Kirby
Let's make a movie
Kill some bad guys save some good guys
Save the world if we got some extra time leftover
Kirby
I would never not be nice to you
Kirby
I can count on you consistently
Every day, every day
Let's start a band!
If we started a band what would we sound like?
Probably not alternative rock
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21. |
Blue in th' Face
04:46
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It's a hell of a time to wanna start to switch lives
Especially since you can't swap spit
With someone you high-five
Every jab makes me less jaunty at my job
Go get the groceries I got appleseeds in my tummy
I'm a pig rotisserie
You're so blue in th' face
Anyplace you'd like to go?
And I don't even have a word
No I don't even have a word
And I'm grasping at straws
Grasping at lots of lost straws
If I could change my colour
I'd paint myself daphne blue
Tanning beds that tan your heads
And brighten your hue
There's not enough room in your hot-air balloon
I'd love to go around the world in 80 minutes
But then you lied to us lied to us lied to us too much
And now we'll try to forget us
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I was born with a path
Crossing yours like an intersection
And for once my lights are green and so are yours
Crashing and crushing you with my firetruck flailing
Next to your mopey-eyed moped
Sputtering donuts
I catch your eyeballs ping pong back and forth
Pang so hard
Exchanging ouches
When you said exactly
What I was hoping you'd say
When I say I
I mean us
I am plural
You are my world
When you say you
You mean me too
You are plural
You are my world
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Mildew Mildew Mississauga, Ontario
Mississauga Noise Pop started in the summer of 2018.
Art of the Uncarved Block.
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